101 Well, you know, you'll just be sitting there, minding your own business, and they'll

come, marching in and crawl up your leg and start biting the inside of your ass.

And you'll be all like, "hey, get out of my ass you stupid rainbows"

100 Intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise.

99 Dolphins, eskimos, who cares? It's all a bunch of tree hugging hippie crap.

98 Screw you, hippie.

97 Listen, I have a nice body and I want to show it off, you got that?

96 This is sweet. Camera crews are setting up and I'm looking totally ripped.

Beefcake. Beefcake!

95 Cartman, God damn it.

94 Follow your dreams, you can reach your goals. I'm living proof. Beefcake. Beefcake!

93 Yeah, go home you little dildo.

92 Well, I dreamt that I was lying in my bed... in the dark. When all of a sudden this

bright blue light filled the room. Then slowly my bedroom door begin to open and

the next thing I remember I was being drug through a hallway. Then I was lying

on a table and these scary hands wanted to operate on me. And they had big

heads and big black eyes.

91 Kick Ass

90 I'm not fat, I'm big boned.

89 Shut-up dildo!

88 God damn it, they didn't do anything to my ass. It was just a dream.

87 I'm not fat... and you obviously like her because you throw up every time she

talks to you.

86 I would if I could you son of a bitch!

85 Ah, son of a bitch!

84 Ow! That hurts you buttlicker!

83 God damn it, I didn't have an anal probe! Screw you guys, I'm goin' home.

82 Well, I'm pissed off.

81 Mom! Kitty's being a dildo!

80 Oh, god damn it!

79 Oh, man, this sucks.

78 Really? Uh, I don't think I can fart anymore tonight.

77 Okay, that's does it! Now listen! Why is it that everything today has involved

things either going in or coming out of my ass?!

76 You guys, I am seriously getting pissed off right now! I know there is no such

things as aliens!

75 What the hell are they talking about?

74 Ow! Help! Sons of bitches! Dildo!

73 Well, I was standing out in a field, and I had this huge satellite dish sticking out

of my butt. And then there was hundreds of cows and aliens, and then I went up

on the ship and Scott Baio gave me pinkeye.

72 Drive the car damn-it, drive!

71 You piece of crap, I'll kill you!

70 This is like the gun I used in 'Nam

69 Hey, I'll blow your friggin' head off.

68 My mom says there's a lot of black people in Africa.

67 Democrats piss me off!

66 Ah, dude! I'm starting to have flashbacks.

65 I got your back soldier.

64 Yeh hippy, go back to Woodstock if you can't shoot anything.

63 I can shoot you too!

62 I'll fill you full of lead!

61 My weenies won't cook.

60 Shut up, I didn't pee my pants

59 Hey, you would taste my pee!

58 Go to Hell!

57 I am Scuzzlebutt, Lord of the Mountains. Behold my Patrick Duffy leg.

56 Holy Crap!

55 What the hell is wrong with you people!?!

54 God damn it, don't shoot me!

53 Yeh, cartoons kick ass!

52 Heh, he's doing something to his ass. He's not kicking his ass, but he's

definitely doing something to his ass.

51 Yeh dude, I think your dog is gay.

50 That dog is a gay homosexual

49 [Singing]Stan's dog's a homo. Stan's dog's a homo.

48 Stan forgot to mention that his dog is a gay homosexual.

47 You guys see me block that defense today, I was kicking ass.

46 Hey, speaking of pounding ass, here comes Stan's little homo dog.

45 Man, that is the gayest dog I've ever seen.

44 No way dude, my mom says God hates gay people. That's why he smote those

sodomies in France.

43 Stan, you need to lay off the cough syrup, alright, seriously. I'm worried about

you man.

42 I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like: hey, you

get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!

41 Be a man Stan. Say, "Heyy woman, ee, ee, you shut your mouth and make

babies."

40 If a woman ever gave me crap, I'd say, "Hey, you go do my laundry and …."

39 You're not using any of Fluffy's blood, or else I'll kick you in the nuts. Kyle, Kyle

no!

38 Yeh, if some sissy chick tried to kick my ass, I'd be all like, "Hey, listen, missy,

eh, yewhy don't you go knit me sweater before I slap you in the face!"

37 Hey! Why don't you go back to San Fransisco with the rest of the Jews?!?

36 I'll kick you in the nuts!

35 You can keep your hands off of Fluffy's ass!

34 God Damnit, would you shut the hell up!?! Nobody gives a rat's ass.

33 Dah, French people piss me off.

32 Hey! Hey! I'll kick your ass!

31 I don't think my pig would want to make love to that stupid elephant.

30 Yeh, if some girl tried to kick my ass, I'd be like, "hey, why don't you stop

dressin' me up like a mailman, annnd making me dance for you while you go and

smoke crack in your bedroom and have sex with some guy I don't even know, on

my dad's bed!"

29 Well good job Einstein, why don't we just build a rocket in the meantime?

28 That's a bunch of crap! Kyle's mom is a dirty Jew!

27 Why does this happen every month? It seems like, right around the same time

every month, Kyle's mom gets a hair up her ass about something and I always

end up getting screwed by it!

26 Just kill 'im dude, maybe he'll give you some money.

25 Ah, I can't believe that son of a bitch!

24 Yea, just cause your mom is a stupid bitch doesn't mean the whole world has to

suffer.

23 Oh, biiitch. Your--mom--is--a--bi-bi-bii-biittchh.

22 Dude, he's gonna fart on his head again.

21 Why don't we just shoot him?

20 You son of a bitch, your mom sucks!

19 My uncle says that smoking crack is kinda coool.

18 You vas-deferens!

17 Mr. Garrison? Why do poor people always smell like sour milk?

16 I'm not bringin' in food for poor people, SCREW THEM!

15 Hey you guys, do you hear something? I, I think I hear the flower children calling.

14 We found a Ethiopian, can we keep him?

13 Yeh, here you get to eat all you want for only $6.99. That's why we all come here

on Tuesday nights, except for Kenny's family 'cause to them $6.99 is two-years

income. Why is your family poor Starvin' Marvin? Is your dad an alcoholic too?

12 Eh, This is serious bullshit! There has to be a happy burger around here

somewhere. Excuse me, I am a lost little boy, could you help me? Well, screw you too!What he?!? Who the hell let all these flies in here?!? Hasn't anybody ever heard of insect repellent?!?

11 Can't go on…need…appetizer…eh…I'm sorry, God, I'm sorry I mocked poor

people. I'm sorry I wasn't more sensitive. Please, Please God, uhh. Eh, my god has forsaken me.

10 You guys, Sally Struthers is holding food from us!!!

9 That's right you will, God-Damnit. Move it POVs, I'm an American!

8 Oh look out, Holly Hobby's all pissed off!

7 Kenny's family is so poor that, yesterday, they had to put their cardboard box up

for a second mortgage. I said, your family had to put a cardboard box up 'a second mortgage, Kenny!: I'm talking to you Kenny, achtung! Poor piece of crap.

6 Why don't you go back to Endor you stupid wookie?

5 Lieben est verboten, a es scriben uts, ka liederhosen, lieben est verboten God

damnit!

4 Are you crazy?!? I'm the candy master.

3 Yeh, granola pisses me off.

2 Jimmy Hernandez is my hero

1 You owe me a Sweetie Pop, asshole!